Monday, April 19, 2010

Earthquake

On Friday the 16th of April, there was an earthquake in Adelaide. I was lying in the same room as my cousin when we heard this huge gush of wind outside the window. She was like, what was that? An earthquake? I thought it was a really low plane because we live near a small plane airport. My other cousin and and aunt were talking about what that was. I went outside and my cousin said that her table shook. Our beds didn't shake but the windows did. We didn't know what it was so we decided to see the news the next day to see if anything had happened.
The next day when our newspaper came, there was an earthquake where the level of the tremor was 3.2. The earthquake spread all the way as Salisbury but nothing happened to the CBD. From the second after the earthquake happened, around 10 groups on Facebook were made such as: I survived the Adelaide earthquake or Quick earthquake! Run, wait I have to go make a Facebook group. This happened within seconds of the 10 - 15 second earthquake.
Apparently there is supposed to be a big earthquake in Adelaide next year which should also be felt in Melbourne and Sydney. SA should be the 'Earthquake state' instead of the festival state or state of churches.
I have been in the place which has had an earthquake. Twice, but never felt it.
1st time was in India in 2004. For more information on the Tsunami, I have written a blog a few years ago but if you search September 2005, you will find it. Haha.
The 2nd time was 3 weeks ago. I didn't even know until 5 minutes ago.
3rd time was on Friday.

Thursday, April 15, 2010

A day with no parents

Well today, my mum, aunt, uncle and brother went to stay at a hotel because they wanted to see how it would be for a gathering.
I stayed with my two older cousins. The good thing is that they are both girls. The bad thing is, they both had assigmnents so it was a bit boring. I was on the laptop for the whole day, it actually didn't get boring. I had nothing else to do. Each one of us were in different rooms. I was in the TV room where you can see the kitchen and dining room through a glass window. 1 of my cousins were in the study and the other was in her bedroom. I was in the middle of the house and it's kind of creepy because my eldest cousin 'sees things'. She's not psychic or anything, she just sees things. Especially in this house. There was this one time where we all went to see if the mysterious lady lying on the sofa was still there. She had seen this. I started to cry then started laughing uncontrollably. This happened for about 20 minutes. Anyway, back to the story. I was just sitting and playing a game on my computer when this white shadow drifts across my periferal vision. I look up to see and that the white shadow can still be seen but then if just dissapeared within seconds. This was at 4:30pm. Then at 6:30 I see a figure on the other side of the glass window. I turn around and see that t wasn't there and there was nothing on the wall or anything that could have caused the this figure. I continue minding my own business. At 8:00 there comes the shadow again. I decided to ignore it this time. We ate only junk food today. The only healthy thing I had today was the 10 carrot pieces. We watched a random movie which I don't know the title to.
Does anyone see people, figures, shadows which you feel is suspicious.

'I love Glee in Webdings = I love glee
Back to reality.
I watched the new episode of Glee. I was finally happy.
NEW SONGS :) :)

In other news...
Nothing has really happened in the world in the couple of days that have been that excting. My second eldest cousin (Not the one in the story. The ones in the story are the 4th and 6th eldest cousins) got an iPad. He lives in America which means that they can get it before the people in Australia. I want to see it!

My WiFi is retarded. t won't work unless I'm in a certain place.

Ok,

Super Dooper Later Skater Gator Alligator

BYE :)

Tuesday, April 13, 2010

How to survive 2012 and other stuff which was on my mind

Well, school is starting soon and yeah...not in the mood.
It's going to be a boring time because, well because it is.

I have been eating a lot of chocolate but I have actually been losing weight, which is a bit weird.
Glee is on next Tuesday for people who live in Australia.
I saw the most random ad on the television a few days ago. It was about trying to get the Fifa world cup to Australia. The thing is, they are trying (emphasis on the 'trying') to get it in the year 2018 or 2022. Which is 8 0r 12 years away. What a loser of a country Australia is. Even if I was born in Australia, I'd like to live in USA.
Mostly in LA because cool people live there but also in DC because the president lives there. But other than that, California.
I do want to do my undergraduate in Harvard Law school. Harvard Law is situated in Massachusetts.
Massachusetts wasn't the number 1 state on my list.
I wonder what University/college I will attend before Harvard. Hopefully I can just go on to Harvard Law right after High School.
My brother is planning to do his medicine in Harvard but I didn't check if medicine is available in Harvard.
Could be a problem for him.

HOW TO SURVIVE 2012
The movie '2012' just puts me off just a bit. Why? I have dreams. Dreams that will only come AFTER 2012.
It just makes me wonder if the Mayans just couldn't go past or the calender for the future hasn't been found yet and the silly people of the world are making false statements and saying that the world will definitely end in 2012.
I will laugh my heart out if I wake up alive in December 21st after 8am.
I will also watch the movie '2012' and laugh at every time they say. 'We are going to die'.
Now there are worse predictions which state that the world is going to die before: 18 - 21st July.
Who are these people kidding???
If you are worried about the end of the world...
From the earliest time that people could remember from, the scientists have been saying: The world will end in 4yrs. In 4yrs: The world will end in 4yrs. The last thing that was said was: The world will end in 1988.
Hmmmmm. If the world ended then, my mum wouldn't have given birth to me years later and I wouldn't be here typing this blog.
If you own an iPod touch or iPhone, you will have found a '2012' app which gives you a countdown of how many years, months, days, weeks, hours and seconds till the end.
What do you do if the countdown ends but you are still alive?
Please don't think: Oh My God! We could die...NOW...NOW...3, 2, 1...NOW...NOW...I know it, NOW.
And definitely do not keep saying that until you die of old age or somebody beats you to death because you keep saying: we are going to die...now.
Obviously, you are not going to die because of some silly accusation.

Tips to stay alive before, during and after: Doomsday
1. Don't jump off a cliff because you don't want to see others die with you. You might survive.
2. Don't get paranoid.
3. Don't spend all your money because you have never lived before, you have lots of money and you don't want it to go to waste.
4. Don't go crazy and make the others around you want to kill you. Because you might end up in an asylum for the 2yrs you have to live.
5. If you don't want to think positive, stay with your family.
6. Don't cry and say: We're all going to die, at every moment you can say something.
7. Try and do everything you've always wanted but don't kill yourself doing them.
8. Be prepared on the day and to be extra sure you are prepared for the day, watch '2012' so you'll know what will happen on the day.
9. If you want to be happy, do not do tip 8 and watch other movies which don't involve 2012.
10. After the day and you are still living, don't keep thinking that you will die.
11. There is a chance that you will live for another 4yrs so forget 2012.
12. In 2013, or the day after, watch 2012 and laugh at the movie and throw stuff at the directors if you ever see them in person.
13. Follow these rules and you'll survive 2012.

*claimer* don't take this seriously.
WAIT! Some of these tips give good advice.

That was my way of saying: STAY ALIVE and I will definitely be posting a blog before the 21st, during the 21st and after the 21st.
This is just to make sure that: You're not going anywhere :)

Super Dooper later gator skater alligator

BYE!

Wednesday, April 07, 2010

So far...so...

Well, so far the holidays have been quite boring.
I've had many apples which have been boring. But the real apple I want is the apple iPad.
The iPad looks so cool and...touch screeny. It's like a giant version of the iPhone and iPod touch but you can't call.
You can play the same games but they are cooler and bigger.
I saw a video of people smashing the iPad and I was thinking, you should have
given it to me!
It's pretty cool using different fonts:
Large
Normal and
Small.
It just makes everything...prettier and more attractive.
Yeah I know. I sound like a retard.
Well anyway, I downloaded an app on my phone the other day.
STILL hasn't finished downloading.
This is because our internet is the slowest thing in the world right now.
It'll become fast on the 14th.
That is way too long to wait for!
I can't take the slowness.
Can you believe that we have holiday homework.
Only our (as donna says) suicide encourager of a school will give us holiday homework.
These holidays have been so boring.
Nothing has happened and I doubt anything is going to happen.
It seems like the world is becoming boring because everything has been done before.
Such as:
Going to the moon won't be that big of an achievement anymore.
Beating a world record that has been broken...many times.
Having a party where the theme is '80s'. Done WAY too many times.
There are much more but I really can't be bothered to write more.
I want to go back to Sydney.
I'm not saying it's not but South Australia being dubbed 'The festival state'...isn't living up.
Ok, they have the fringe and whatever but still other states do lot's of festivals too!
And why should SA have 2? The festival state and the church state???
It's...retarded.
I saw a lady gaga wannabe...
She pulled out her hair because people kept looking at her and
taking pictures of her.
She threw her dog at a woman who looked ugly because
Lady Gaga don't like ugly people.
This lady was crying so much so she gave her tickets to the ugly woman.
She threw up when she got the tickets.
...
I"M GOING TO PUT ALL THE LARGE FONT SENTENCES INTO ONE WHOLE SENTENCE:

Well so far the holidays have been boring and the iPad looks so cool and touch screeny. It's like a giant version of the iPhone and I saw a video of people smashing the iPad and I was thinking, you should have large because it makes everything prettier and more attractive. It still hasn't finished downloading and I can't take the slowness because these holidays have been so boring such as beating a world record that has been broken...many times and I want to go back to Sydney where I saw a Lady Gaga wannabe who threw her dog at a woman who looked ugly because she threw up when she got the tickets.
...

Ok so,
Super Dooper Later Gator Skater Alligator

Bye

Saturday, April 03, 2010

They're baaaack

I would like to buy a dameber (hamburger).

Oh goly gosh. I'm just writing random blogs now. It makes me feel...happy.
I had an odd day. This is because I watched the Lady Gaga and Beyonce 'Telephone' music video. It was slightly disturbing....scratch that. HIGHLY disturbing. I recommend people to just LISTEN to the song and not WATCH it. It'll help you progress in life. I was much happier before the video came out.
This is the same as Ke$ha's 'Blah blah blah'. I find her annoying so that'w why I like her song but if you don't analyse the lyrics like what my brother does, you'll like it. You won't know what the lyrics are. You'll just want to sing.

So anyway. Everyday since the first day of holidays, we have had some social gathering and yesterday I ate like a million chocolate eggs. They were different. Turkish delight eggs and 'crunchie' eggs.

Yesterday I wanted to watch the move which had Mel Gibson. I don't remember what the name was but it had something to do with Jesus and Satan.
Unfortunately there was cricket and I ended up not being able to watch it. I hate cricket. It's just so boring and weird.

"God creates dinosaurs. God destroys dinosaurs. God creates man. Man destroys god. Man creates dinosaurs. Dinosaurs eat men. Women inherit the earth."

I like dinosaurs and crocodiles. They are really interesting. I have girl cousins. Like 'girl cousins'. They think I am a weirdo because I like slimy things like crocodiles and dinosaurs but I really think that they should like them. I don't know why but they should.

Well...

Bye

Super Dooper Later Gator Alligators :)

Holidays

I have been obsessed with the song: 3 words. It comes everday on SAFM. When it first started coming on the radio, I thought: omigod. What a retarded song. But now it has grown onto me and I can't stop listening and singing it.

Lalalalala

I have eaten too many chocolates for Easter. It's bad. I probably have like a million cavities. Whoopsy daisy :)

Seriously radial dudes.

So. I am forced to watch cricket because most of the male inhabitants of this house love it. Bleuughhh.

I said a 3 words to save my liiiiiifffe.

Na na na na na na na na na na MAKE YOUR BODIES SING! (with bananas)

It's taking over your life! Watch out mr...mrrr...um...YOU!

This is raaandom. I am raaandom. Because I feel like ittt.

Lol. I hate that word...(lol). The thing is not lol, I'm saying I hate the word 'lol'

*MAFIA COMING SOON*

1 sentence blog...is happening now.

As you can see, each paragraph is only 1 sentence.

Not in the beggining but later down the post.

Gangster: Yo brotha from anotha motha...fo shizzle.

What you lookin at punk? Nothin fool.

I like pushing people UP the stairs rather than DOWN.

Dooooooooooooooooooooooooooown.

Did you know, yeah I really didn't know either.

So...

Yep...

Super Dooper Later Gator Alligator :)

Bye.